Total Medals Earned: 31,135 (From 3,655 different games.) Total Medal Score: 749,655 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (45/45 points)
Change into every color at least once.
Collect at least 10,000 points in 2 player mode.
Get to level 10.
Medals Earned: 9/9 (500/500 points)
Srs, I love you for helping me out <3.
Achieve 6000 points while your opponent is at a negative score
Do so bad that you are forced to hit the "Give Up" Button
Win a round with your sidekick
that boy sure is faast
no homo
get uber helper dude to be very large or very fast
Get a difficulty of 8 or higher
Get the ball to reach a speed to match the incredible skillz of uber helper dude! (the ball must go faster than a laser can travel)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
10 Points
Medals Earned: 3/6 (110/360 points)
Win a game!
Teach the little guys fly!
Win with at least 5 goal advantage!
Slice and dice!
Flawless victory!
Get an Oscar!
You're a real pootball player!
Medals Earned: 8/8 (275/275 points)
You really like mousse,mister.
Do you hate poop?
This is not mousse...
Keep working...
You can do it better!
Good job!
You are the King!
There's no way it can be right!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (60/60 points)
Get 50 points.
Get 100 points.
Get 150 points.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/8 (100/100 points)
You played multiplayer!... even if you did just use 2 hands.
You had a score posted!
fill you toilet before the timer runs out!
Get 7000 or more points!
Get 2500 or more points!
Get 10000 or more points!
Get 4000 or more points!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (130/130 points)
Passed 1 Cactus!
Passed 15 Cactuses!
Passed 50 Cactuses!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
beat the game