Total Medals Earned: 31,135 (From 3,655 different games.) Total Medal Score: 749,655 Points
Medals Earned: 13/14 (190/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 12/12 (250/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 5/10 (30/205 points)
Get the bombs powerup
Get the laser
Slow down time
Make a match after three bounces
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Played 100 times
Get to level 25 without getting bombs or a laser
Get to level 25 without using shields
Get 50,000 points within ten seconds
Get 40,000 points in one shot
Medals Earned: 4/4 (165/165 points)
SCORE A MINIMUM OF 30 POINTS
SCORE A MINIMUM OF 50 POINTS
SCORE A MINIMUM OF 100 POINTS
SCORE A MINIMUM OF 150 POINTS
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
finish both paths
Medals Earned: 16/16 (310/310 points)
Come back 5 seperate times to play
Get a score of 15,000
Jump to a really far away platform
Fall really far but don't die
Fall to your death
Get hit 5 times in 5 seconds
Play one round collecting only coins. Get three.
Attain 25,000 points in one round
Garner 50,000 points in one round
Gather 1,000,000 points in total
Climb 10,000 pixels without taking damage
Vaporize 75 globs of goo on your forcefield
Climb 7,500 pixels with the lowest amount of health possible
Get hit by goo of every color in one round
Get one hundred THOUSAND points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (185/185 points)
Fight your way through The Clock Crew and defeat Watermelon Clock (is that even a thing- look up later)
Survive the horde of Madness and defeat the DJ
Defeat Pico and friends
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
View first ending
Get all keycards
View second ending
Medals Earned: 7/7 (85/85 points)
Complete 10 levels in one game
Complete 5 levels in one game
Score over 5000 in a game
Score over 10000 in a game
Score over 20000 in a game
Medals Earned: 5/5 (225/225 points)