Total Medals Earned: 31,135 (From 3,655 different games.) Total Medal Score: 749,655 Points
Medals Earned: 12/12 (305/305 points)
You have found the first star!
This one was a bit sneaky
Hay there!
The parrot loves you. Pieces of 8!
Up the spire you go!
Aren't you glad you saw-us!
Bet this was a pain!
How do those platforms move?
Learn to wall jump damnit!
You did it all? even the seven runes?
Congrats! The last star!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
You found my secret! HINT: Go through some points, and I slip up.
Medals Earned: 12/12 (255/255 points)
kill one of the insectoid mini-bosses
stockpile 5 extra lives
collect 250 bonus stars
kill 25 of the insectoid mini-bosses
collect 100 diamonds
kill 20 enemies in under 3 seconds
accumulate a x13 score multiplier
replenish full health after dropping to 2/3
annihilate 50 enemy squads on a single level
maintain shields for 13 seconds
accumulate a x100 score multiplier
score 1,000,000 points in squad bonuses
Medals Earned: 16/16 (420/420 points)
Reach 100 kills.
Collect 20 coins.
Collect 25 diamonds.
Collect 25 greens.
Collect 500 coins.
Collect 500 diamonds.
Collect 50 blues.
Get a x50 multiplier.
Achieve 1000 kills.
Achieve 2500 kills.
Collect 250 blues.
Get a x100 multiplier.
Collect 1000 diamonds.
Collect 2500 coins.
Get an x150 multiplier.
Complete the game!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (285/285 points)
After Level 7
After Level 14
After Level 21
After Level 28
Collect all stars
Medals Earned: 4/4 (25/25 points)
Win a game using no more than 5 guesses
Win 2 games in a row using no more than 9 guesses total
Win 3 games in a row using no more than 14 guesses total
Win a game using no more than 3 guesses!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Collect 15 stars.
Buy 3 magic butterflies.
Collect 5 red stars in a row.
Dig 10 holes.
Complete 20 baskets.
Medals Earned: 11/11 (435/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 18/18 (480/480 points)
Discover the Nerd
Win the first level
Check out Alice's page
Check out MonoFlauta's page
Discover the Janitor
Complete level 10
Discover the Teacher
Discover the Bully
Complete all the levels with perfect score
Escape from School
Medals Earned: 18/18 (160/160 points)
Complete 20 successful hacks
Detonate 30 C4
Remember to wash your hands
Obtain 100 items from vending machines
Detonate 10 landmines
Pick 20 locks
Break 30 Necks
Kill 50 Guards
Take 10,000 footsteps
"forget" to wash your hands
Have enough time left to get a soda in The Getaway