Total Medals Earned: 31,135 (From 3,655 different games.) Total Medal Score: 749,655 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)
Sneaky
Clean something!
Solve a puzzle.
Solve a word puzzle.
Escape!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (95/95 points)
Show off your balling skills!
Get the bee to move!
Word!
Pop the balloon!
Feed it!
Feed the penguin!
Solve the word puzzle
Medals Earned: 6/6 (350/350 points)
Beat the game with Guido MacHairgel
Beat the game with Jock MacFootballTeam
Beat the game with Hipster MacThickFrames
Beat the game with Douche MacBaggyPants
Beat the game with Fedora MacNeckbeard
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (50/50 points)
Lose!
Engage Trickster Mode.
Enter Yak Rage.
Win the game.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (325/325 points)
Reach the end with the Crippled disability.
Reach the end with the Illiterate disability.
Reach the end with the Nearly Blind disability.
Reach the end with the Spastic disability.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (235/235 points)
Stab a person on camera
Kill a police officer
Hit the floor 20 times
Get the "best" ending
Medals Earned: 12/12 (270/270 points)
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 6
Complete Level 7
Complete Level 8
Complete Level 9
Complete Level 10
Complete Level 11
Complete Level 12
Medals Earned: 18/18 (490/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Checked out the art gallery.