Total Medals Earned: 31,135 (From 3,655 different games.) Total Medal Score: 749,655 Points
Medals Earned: 6/6 (190/190 points)
you have initiated a teleportation sequence
you are moving down the corridor
you have accessed the teleportation terminal
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 22/22 (465/465 points)
Run through one pub without picking up a single beer.
Your first ever waiter down!
Grab all beer bottles in a single pub.
Doze off in the first pub.
Bring down 5 waiters in one run.
Bring down 10 waiters in one run.
Run through 3 pubs in a row without hitting a single waiter.
Slide over 40 meters in total.
Bring down 20 waiters in one run.
Put down all waiters in a single pub.
Fall asleep before the end of the first night.
Get through 3 pubs in a row without picking up a single beer.
Grab 30 beer bottles in one run.
Pick up all beer bottles in three pubs in a row.
Slide over 120 meters in total.
Make a single slide over 25 meters.
Get through at least five pubs without falling asleep.
Slide over 80 meters in total.
Stumble through 10 pubs in a row without hitting a single waiter.
Get through 5 pubs in a row without hitting a single waiter.
Run through 5 pubs in a row without picking up a single beer.
Keep running for seven nights.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)
RAAAWR.
T_T
Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.
Medals Earned: 5/8 (180/380 points)
You have serviced 10 clients who have ordered soft drinks
You have broken 20 plates
100 plates launched
You have moved the waiter 500 times
You have earned 50000 points
You have serviced 10 clients who have ordered chicken
You have reached Wave 10
You have reached Wave 12 with a reputation of min. 5 degrees
Medals Earned: 32/38 (370/500 points)
Swipe 100 times. Hyaaa!
Fire 1000 bullets. 1000 messages delivered.
Kill 10 champions. It's a coupe!
Kill 10 Zombies. Zombies, are full of it.
Collect $1000. It's a simple stash.
Charm 50 subjects. There is too much love in the air!
Burn things for 1 minute. I can smell the bacon!
Collect 10 hearts. Yummy!
Fire 100 Chaingun bullets. Don't let go of it now!
Burn things for 10 minutes. It's getting smokey in here.
Swipe 500 times. Ninjastic!
Cut 500 times. My eyes are still willing to see this.
Collect $10000. No office should go without a safety net.
Laser something 500 times. Intervention successful.
Smash 500 times with a rock. Did you do it rythmically?
Kill 25 champions. Greed doesn't pay!
Fire 5000 bullets. Focus on your inner self!
Charm 250 subjects. "pshhhh... Subjects started to fight between themselves... pshhh..."
Fire 1000 Chaingun bullets. Who knew I had that much ammo?
Make 500 hits with a rocket. Kaboom, kaboom, kaboom!
Fire 500 Scattergun bullets. Just look away.
Fire Gaussgun 500 times. Science fiction writers would be proud.
Make 500 hits with Thunderbeard. Ancient god's fury!
Kill 100 Smiles. Getting a hang of it.
Kill 50 Zombies. A little bit like in the classic.
Kill 50 champions. That... belongs to me.
Fire 10000 bullets. That escalated quickly.
Kill 100 Zombies. No zombie, no problem.
Kill 100 champions. You are enveloped in a warm feeling of happiness.
Collect 50 hearts. You're probably getting too much love.
Blow 1000 things. Love me till I explode.
Kill 10000 Smiles. No remorse. Your calmness is at stake.
Collect 100 hearts. Bloody affair.
Collect $100000. Could buy anything... thing thing thing.
Kill 100000 Smiles. Eye-melting carnage!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (25/45 points)
Who needs Instructions
We're going to steal the Declaration of Independence....
Now you're thinking with bees
Death by typing
YOU DONT SAY
Medals Earned: 5/5 (140/140 points)
Win first stage
Win First Challenge
Got 3 x 3 stars
Open All Recipes
Medals Earned: 10/10 (250/250 points)
find the 5 differents on Cat Tongue Level
find the 5 differents on Eating Knife Level
find the 5 differents on Evacuation Level
find the 5 differents on Heart Attack Level
find the 5 differents on Lawyers buffet Level
find the 5 differents on rich and poor Level
find the 5 differents on Sharpener shop Level
find the 5 differents on sheeps and wolves Level
find the 5 differents on sweep medals Level
find the 5 differents on Water Cycle Level
Medals Earned: 9/9 (185/185 points)
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 10 Times
Poop Yourself to Death
Get Electrocuted
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 20 Times
Cause a Car Crash with your Doody
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 30 Times
Beat Call of Doody using only 5 poops.
Medals Earned: 10/16 (165/500 points)
Find uncle
Meet the Thug
Find Abbey
Kill 20 Thugs
X20 combo!
Meet the Gun Thug
Kill 15 Gun Thugs
Defeat the Gentleman
Kill 15 Hummers
Meet the Hummer
Kill 10 enemies by pistol
Find the Keeper
Finish the game
Find all secrets
Complete with all A+
Defeat the Robot