Total Medals Earned: 31,135 (From 3,655 different games.) Total Medal Score: 749,655 Points
Medals Earned: 2/2 (35/35 points)
You Successfully Carried Out The Work of the Justice System
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Completed First Level
Collect 10 Stars
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 20/20 (375/375 points)
Collect 100 diamonds.
Kill 300 enemies.
Collect 5 heart crystals.
Collect 5 red diamonds.
Complete chapter 1.
Climb 500m in escape mode.
Kill 1000 enemies.
Collect 15 red diamonds.
Collect all 17 heart crystals.
Collect 5000 diamonds.
Complete chapter 7.
Climb 1000m in escape mode.
Swim 1000m in Tadpole Mode (under minigames)
Collect 25000 diamonds.
Collect all 35 red diamonds.
Climb 1500m in escape mode.
Complete normal boss rush mode.
Run 2000m in Runner Mode (under minigames)
Climb 2000m in escape mode.
Complete heroic boss mode.
Medals Earned: 12/12 (230/230 points)
Start playing
Play 5 games.
Play 10 games.
Beat your highscore.
Score 50 points.
Score 40 points.
Submit a highscore
Play 25 games.
Score 30 points.
Score 20 points.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Play a perfect game by scoring 0 points.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (110/110 points)
You Rolled 3
YOU GOT A SIX WIN
Medals Earned: 19/20 (495/500 points)
well! what is it!
*looks skyward*
*points down*
praise the sun!
*proper bow*
r1 r1 r1 r1
prostration
roll bs roll bs roll bs
impossibru!
010 dies lol
020 dies
030 dies
040 dies
050 dies
060 dies
070 dies
080 dies
090 dies
100 dies omgwtf
well! what it is!
Medals Earned: 9/9 (185/185 points)
Defeat the Normandy Boss
Get above 90% Accuracy in a level
Defeat the Berlin Boss
Complete a level on Demigod difficulty
Complete a level receiving at least 50 bite marks
Get an Epic combo (90x)
Defeat the Leningrad Boss
Get at least 50 Zombie Stomps in a level
Get a BBQ ratio over 75%
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/290 points)
Reach a combo of 4x
Reach at least 5 consecutive matches with each match less than 3 seconds apart
Reach first quantum release
Reach a combo of 6x
Reach third quantum release
Two or more simultaneous matches twice in a row
Reach fourth quantum release
Medals Earned: 4/4 (20/20 points)
Find Julia Gillard
Find Hitler
Find Jesus
Find Wally
Medals Earned: 9/9 (160/160 points)
Watch the whole opening scene
Hear everyone's voicemail message in the same session
Save Cindy from her intruder
Help Wally Woog with his library
Complete a task for Mr. Wigwatts
Recover the complete jetpack
Beat the game
Beat the jetpack minigame on a more difficult route