Total Medals Earned: 31,068 (From 3,650 different games.) Total Medal Score: 748,400 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (35/35 points)
It appears you're dead.
Are you upset?
But CuddleBear just wanted a hug...
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Medals Earned: 9/12 (120/165 points)
Complete a new stage without taking damage (must be past The City).
Collect 30 Cash Drops
Dodge 500 spikes.
Complete 5 stages that aren't new.
Complete the game on Normal
Purchase every permanent item.
Dodge 1,500 spikes.
Dodge 4,000 spikes.
Get all stat upgrades to 8.
Dodge 500 spikes in a row.
Complete the game on Hard.
Complete the game with an Extension.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Medals Earned: 32/32 (500/500 points)
Destroy 5 Axes while they're in mid-air
Beat a miniboss !
Beat your first boss !
Destroy 10 Turret Troopers
Kill 10 Eskimo Hunter
Kill 10 Cyber Dino
Dodge 15 drills on stage 2
Kill 15 Troopers
Buy your first gun in the upgrade shop !
Buy 3 Guns in the upgrade shop !
Kill the Miniboss of Stage 2
Kill 10 Laser Beam Ship
Kill 10 Invaders on stage 4
Kill 15 Spider Mines
Complete a stage and get your first medal.
Kill the Miniboss of Stage 4
Kill Stage 3's miniboss
Kill Stage 2's boss
Get a Silver medal !
Use 2 stats points or more in every Skill
Max your Income skill
Beat 3 bosses !
Buy ALL Guns in the upgrade shop.
Max your Jump skill
Max your Reload skill
Max your Health skill
Get a Gold Ribbon Medal !
Obtain the Golden Gun !
Get Gold Ribbons for all Stages !
Buy 5 Guns in the upgrade shop !
Get to Level 12
Beat all 4 bosses and complete the game !
Medals Earned: 5/5 (205/205 points)
Attack an electric zombie with Buttons
Kill 100 zombies with Buttons the dog
Beat wave 10
Beat wave 25
Get to wave 50
Medals Earned: 11/11 (160/160 points)
Unlock the Bank.
Earn $1,000.
Unlock the Strong Magnet.
Unlock the Cash Box.
Make money just by sitting there.
Earn $10,000.
Earn way more money than the minted value of the coins.
Let your bank do all the work.
Earn $1,000,000.
Buy the final upgrade.
Medals Earned: 13/13 (500/500 points)
Earn $10,000
Earn 100 Gems
Evolve at least once
Earn $10 Million
Earn 1 Empire Gem
Earn 100,000 Gems
Evolve 3 times
Earn $100 Billion
Earn 10 Million Gems
Evolve 5 times
Medals Earned: 5/5 (115/115 points)
Win 1st battle
Kill 50 Enemies
Use 100 Traps
Use 80 Spells
Win All Levels
Medals Earned: 10/10 (50/50 points)
You're too good for us
Too smart
We need robots
Doesn't like people
Not sincere enough
What about counting flyers?
We don't have a budget for missing persons
You've already had those
Out of luck
Are we getting nervous?