Total Medals Earned: 31,135 (From 3,655 different games.) Total Medal Score: 749,655 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the first chapter of The Bar
Medals Earned: 8/8 (205/205 points)
Finish the game
Don't kill anybody before finish the game
Hug 10 lumberjacks until death!
Kill 30 people in one life
Buy all the upgrades from the shop
Hug 10 hobos before finish the game, and don't kill anyone of them
Finish the game with more than 9000 points without killing anyone
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 14/14 (400/400 points)
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 12/12 (295/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 16/16 (455/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 11/12 (360/410 points)
Smash 5 gold piles
Smash 5 bone piles
Fall 20 tiles
Vandalize the courtyard fountain
Kill 100 Enemies
Kill a zombie with the basic slash
Beat the Goblin King without taking damage
Beat 10 levels consecutively without dying
Collect all 6 hidden gems
Beat the game 100%
Beat the Tower Demon without taking damage
Medals Earned: 3/22 (15/500 points)
Deal a Double Hit (2 hits with a single strike)
Reach 10x Multiplier
Finish the Tutorial
Score 5.000 or more in a single match
Reach 25x Multiplier
Reach Level 3
Buy an Avatar
Deal a Triple Hit (3 hits with a single strike)
Score 10.000 or more in a single match
Reach Level 5
Reach 50x Multiplier
Buy a Skin
Deal a Penta Hit (5 hits with a single strike)
Deal a Tetra Hit (4 hits with a single strike)
Reach Level 10
Reach 100x Multiplier
Score 20.000 or more in a single match
Deal a Hexa Hit (6+ hits with a single strike)
Score 40.000 or more in a single match
Reach Level 15
Reach Level 20
Score 80.000 or more in a single match
Medals Earned: 2/2 (30/30 points)
Get to 100m
Get to 450m
Medals Earned: 5/8 (95/155 points)
Kill 50 Enemies
Destroyed Boneless Hat
Destroyed that Kinky Glass
Destroyed That Big Mass
Killed The Boneless
Died 25 Times
Won the game with the three players
Medals Earned: 5/5 (115/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars