Total Medals Earned: 31,035 (From 3,645 different games.) Total Medal Score: 747,925 Points
Medals Earned: 9/10 (100/150 points)
Resisted for 1 minute without any broken gear.
Resisted for 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
Resisted for 1 minute and 20 seconds without any broken gear.
Resisted for 2 minutes and 45 seconds.
Resisted for 1 minute and 35 seconds without any broken gear.
Resisted for 3 minutes.
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Resisted for 3 minutes and 10 seconds.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (100/100 points)
Finish Monday.
Finish Tuesday.
Finish Wednesday.
Finish Thursday.
Finish Friday.
There's not always a light on the other end.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
Defeat the first guy.
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/220 points)
Didn't choke on a single item during a run
Beat the game... Sorta...
Choked far too many times on a single run
Lost far too many days in a row on one mission
Got stunned far too many times in a single run
Beat the game with perfect mastery of time
Filled the book of cherished memories with gusto
Beat the game without losing a day.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (80/80 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 4
Complete level 10
Complete level 7
Medals Earned: 1/2 (100/105 points)
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 4/4 (110/110 points)
Reach Level 1
Reach Level 3
Reach Level 5
Buy some laser guns...
Medals Earned: 2/6 (30/280 points)
End with luck as your highest stat.
End with attack as your highest stat.
End with your max health - 20 as your highest stat.
End with balanced stats, or equal attack and luck higher than max hp - 20.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
Start playing.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Finish the game.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (90/90 points)
Cut dawn the tree
Enter the correct password to activate the bridge
Complete the game
Find the programmer's card