Total Medals Earned: 31,134 (From 3,654 different games.) Total Medal Score: 749,555 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
Defeat the first guy.
Complete the game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/220 points)
Didn't choke on a single item during a run
Beat the game... Sorta...
Choked far too many times on a single run
Lost far too many days in a row on one mission
Got stunned far too many times in a single run
Beat the game with perfect mastery of time
Filled the book of cherished memories with gusto
Beat the game without losing a day.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (80/80 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 4
Complete level 10
Complete level 7
Medals Earned: 1/2 (100/105 points)
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 4/4 (110/110 points)
Reach Level 1
Reach Level 3
Reach Level 5
Buy some laser guns...
Medals Earned: 2/6 (30/280 points)
End with luck as your highest stat.
End with attack as your highest stat.
End with your max health - 20 as your highest stat.
End with balanced stats, or equal attack and luck higher than max hp - 20.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
Start playing.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Finish the game.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (90/90 points)
Cut dawn the tree
Enter the correct password to activate the bridge
Complete the game
Find the programmer's card
Medals Earned: 13/13 (340/340 points)
Find the Gold tree (1/3)
Complete the level 1
Shot in the robot's head
Find the Gold Tree (2/3)
Find the cursed leaf
Find the Gold Tree (3/3)
Prevent the fox's suicide
kill the raccoon
Open the final door
Complete the level 2
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)